Yes, this journal is f-locked.  I suggest talking to me before adding, but I'm sure there's no reason why you want to add me, I'm a bitch 100% of the time, so please steer yourself away from this journal now. Thanks. ♥

This really is just a chance for me to pimp my newly acquired banners, but oh well. ;D Thanks
cinnamonstarr !!

Yeah guys, I'm out of here. I'll come back to lurk on comms and stuff, but I'll mainly be updating Ameba.

http://ameblo.jp/ayumwu/

Or oh, better yet, guys, you can add me on facebook? I trust you all enough to NOT be crazy stalkers. :P

AS;LDKFJA;LSKDFLA;KSDFJA;LSDFKJ BABOON'S CMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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OH LOL JIN'S ANAN PHOTOSHOOT. SERIOUSLY HE'S GOTTEN HIS WISH FULFILLED? And compared to Pi's it's a whole lot better, but, like, LOL SCRUFF. LULZERS SCRUFF.

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blood_opal ZEL!!!!!!! OMG IT IS SO ADORABLE, WATCHING THAT 15 S MAKES ME WANT TO CRY ;_; D;

Credits to chuprue@youtube

Someone please tell me if I'm allowed to upload this to captain_u .

Great post gets no cut, y/y?

WILL PUNCH SADFACE AT YOU IF YOU GUYS DON'T DO THIS.




I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU....

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je_whiteday  je_whiteday  je_whiteday 

Prz flist, join?

Jehols fic repost!

Title: Operation Why Why Love
Pairing/Group: Yuukan Trio (Junno/Jin/Yoko in that order.) KAT-TUN/Kanjani8.
Special appearances by Suzuki Emi, Minami, and Kashii Yuu.
Rating: PG, for stupidity. And, um, NC-17 later. Just to be safe.
Warnings: Umm, stupidity? And I hope that it’s not too confusing. D:
Notes: Written for spiritdream for the je_holiday fic exchange. :D 2,436 words. EW. XD Thanks to Cindy, Nadia, Reen, and Crystal for beta-ing and moral support!
And OH! Suzuki Emi, Kashii Yuu, and Minami all belong to Stardust, Horipro Square, and Horipro respectively. And, of course, our JE boys  J&A.
Summary: The Yuukan girls become paparazzi for the day. Yuukan/Reality!AU.


( What's going on with those three...? )

Dear Flist:

Used up all 60 GB that I am allowed to use with stupid Rogers. Does that mean I can't go on any webpages anymore?!

Sincerely,
Loserface.

Title: [think of one for me!]
Pairing: None, NEWS!genfic.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Uchi Hiroki, Nishikido Ryo, and Yamashita Tomohisa and the rest of NEWS belong to Johnny & Associates.
Summary: Ryo gets dragged to swimming class and he freaks out.
A/N: Um, I don't write for myself, so I think this is dedicated to shangrilove and trivialaffair , because I love them both very much and shangrilove gave me that stupid writing website thingy.
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EWS. THIS JUST FURTHER PROVES MY LAMENESS. I'M SORRY TRIV. LOL.

And I'm sorry that you had to read this, [shangrilove], lol.

Title: Eito Ranger + Beige
Pairing: Ohkura Tadayoshi/Kato Shigeaki
Rating: PG (just in case) and a minor warning of crack.  No, for reals, I'm operating on squinty eyes right now.
Summary: Eito rangers in action. Special guests: Kanjani8. Hilarity ensues.
A/N: This is going to be trivialaffair ’s birthday fic, because I owe her that much in my life.
I'm thinking this is going to be really short, because this is kind of the omake to Triv's "Beige Ranger", except with minimal laughter and a whole lot of awkwardness. Realize that "Hilarity ensues" meaning I find it funny only.  Or that might not even happen with me.  And I'm sorry, lol, I suck at creative writing.
Happy birthday anyway, Triv.
Disclaimer: Ohkura Tadayoshi & Kato Shigeaki copyright Johnny & Associates.

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I`M NOT GOING TO ASK FOR EDITS BECAUSE I KNOW HOW DUMB THIS IS. YOU DON`T EVEN HAVE TO COMMENT, GUYS.

Who I hate are people who post shit up.


What I hate even more, is that this person is actually a K8 fan.

I mean, don't you have anything better to do than to, you know, cause hate within every JE group ever existed?

And this particular person who did this is just pretty dumb, because clearly other groups don't try hard enough to GET TO WHERE THEY ARE NOW.


Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage. D<

And this is just for the lulz because seriously people are on LJ and don't know how to use the comment feature, and they don't make any sense at all.

And honestly, I'd go in and wank at all of them if I wasn't so lazy about logging on and logging off. Because that original poster, she starts this HATE MEME that totally includes people bashing K8 (there are two threads already) but apparently she's a fan.

What's wrong with using sparkly text to show love ? I mean, we don't see them, so how else will we be able to convey emotions?

And this is actually so funny. Why does je_secrets even exist?


Edit: And this is absolutely the funniest thing EVER. 8D

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This is all just for the lulz, I found this picture in je_secrets .

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Guys, I don't like this at all.

Was scoping through my flist and I hit a post about NEWS's winter tour.  This time they get the honours of being at Tokyo Dome for Countdown.

This year NEWS is like 2 up from K8. I'm not liking this at all.

Excuse me while I sit and sulk about it, but I don't get why K8's new single hasn't been announced yet.


....Then again, so hasn't KAT-TUN either, so does that mean that Johnny/Mary rumour is true?

And on top of that NEWS gets a new album. And it's technically been less than a year for them.  It's been more than a year for K8, so why aren't we getting something? At this point I know most of you will be like, oh but K8 got that nationwide tour, that's the biggest one in JE history!


...I know, but if Johnny is going to give them something so historical, doesn't that naturally mean that they should be getting more attention? 

And this below is just me ranting off at NEWS.
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LOL Antonia brought this up during our msn conversation, but I`d like to reiterate here that I am


Not 19+.


Even though it says 1987 on my profile, I just wanted to fake my age so that I could read smut, okay. XDDDDD

And the stupid thing is that even though I made myself "20" there are still a few pages that I apparently have to be "18" before accessing it.

HELLO WTF MY PROFILE SAYS 20 OKAY. XDDDD

Yeah, anyway. I am totally underage and not overage. Or of age. However you say it. XD

And now I gotta go pull myself through that fucking bitch called a french placement test. D<

Reviving this meme because it`s actually fun but never got finished. :p

But now I`m changing it and I`m adding more musicians in. XD


1. Post the names of some of your favorite musicians. [20]
2. See who can guess which is your favorite song by each.
3. Once someone guesses correctly, bold that row and include the song.

1. Linkin Park
2. NEWS - Hoshi wo Mezashite </a></b></a>enerirenie
3. Backstreet Boys
4. Dashboard Confessionals (the only one I know!) - Vindicated </a></b></a>enerirenie
5. Britney Spears
6. Christina Aguilera - Beautiful </a></b></a>rainymemories
7. Kanjani8 - Eden </a></b></a>enerirenie
8. KAT-TUN
9. Nakashima Mika - Yuki no Hana </a></a>rainymemories</b>
10. Hirai Ken
11. V6 - way of life </a></a>rainymemories
    </b>
12. Ikimonogakari
13. Koda Kumi
14. Eric Clapton - Change the World moonbyrd 
15. Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry </a></b></a>enerirenie
16. Rihanna - Unfaithful </a></b></a>enerirenie
17. YUI - Rolling Star </a></a>enerirenie</b>
18. BoA - Every Heart~MINNA NO KIMOCHI~
    </a></b></a>rainymemories
19. Yuna Ito - Endless Story </a></a>rainymemories
    </b>
20. Ne-Yo
21. Arashi - Kotoba Yori Taisetsu na Mono shangrilove 
22. Shiina Ringo
23. Namie Amuro
24. Tsuchiya Anna (there`s a trick to this, there`s two. ;D)
25. Aragaki Yui
26. Mr. Children
27. GReeeeN
28. Rie fu

Lol, when I think of more then I`ll revive this again. XD
shangrilove  is lurking ATM. XD (That`s why there`s still no comments)

*sniffs*

Guys, I just got fired.

Then I went home and immediately started to eat. And watch Yasuko to Kenji 8.

( Surprise! ...Or no? )
Make me happy, guys.

*binges*

Hey look, Antonia! XD

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